All I'm Saying there's a joke in here somewhere

Lately, there are almost always people standing in close proximity to my front yard when I look out the window. They're looking at the next-door neighbor's house. (I can't see the one on the other side to be sure anyone is looking at that house or not.) What is driving me nuts is that the For Sale By Owner sign is awfully close to the property boundary, so I see lots of people standing by the sign and looking back and forth between my house and the one for sale with very confused expressions on their faces. I'm going to have to move the sign about five feet to the east; that's all there is to it.

The dogs were in the backyard earlier and started barking up a storm, which is really, really rare for them. I went to drag them in (because this family isn't having any of the Barking Dog Syndrome), and discovered that there were people in the backyard of the neighboring house. And they had a dog with them, which explained the cacophony. What it didn't explain was one of the women's skunk-striped red and blonde hair. She looked like she had a furry circus tent on her head. Why do people do that to themselves? If you want to look like a freak of nature, dye it all pink or something. You just look like a dipshit with a bad dye job when it's alternating colors like that. Anyway, I don't want them for new neighbors. I couldn't be friendly to someone with hair like that.